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We gather here today to honor the tools we once thought we couldn’t live without:
🪒 Razors – Loyal, but only for 24 hours. We had some good times, but the constant repurchasing? The rush shaves before a date? The little bloody crime scenes? It was never meant to last.
🕯️ Wax strips – A relationship built on pain and suffering. It hurt us more than it ever helped us.
☁️ Shaving cream – So fluffy, yet so ineffective. A beautiful lie in a can.
Friends, why are we holding onto the past? The laser era is here, and MARA LASR is leading the way.
